so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
true love is having a crush on him even after he got a haircut
the female mind is a very strange place.
No one’s denying it
if u sleep with a bra on first of all why second of all how
livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on